🔥🐾 COYOTE STORIES: MULTI-D TRICKSTER RESET! 🌌😏

 (God’s holy truth, Alpha-fied for our Atlantean kidz squad! 💖🔥)

Yo, it’s me—COYOTE. 🐺💨
Not evil ❌
Not stupid 🙅‍♂️
Not your villain 🚫

I’m the Sacred LOL you forgot about—
the one who flips the board so you see the game for real. 🎲✨

I:
⚡ Know the rules & break ‘em to show their edges
🤹 Fail on purpose so you get what winning actually takes
🎭 Act the fool to unmask fake wisdom
🪞 Trip the proud so ego cracks open
🛡️ Guard the kids from heavy grown-up lies
😏 Mock false gods & stiff priests
🤣 Laugh at me, laugh at you—
’Cause truth hits softer when it’s wrapped in a joke 💥

I’m sacred not ‘cause I’m perfect—
but ‘cause I’m perfectly real.

🌌 IN THE BEGINNING 🌌

I run through all the worlds—catch me if you can:

🌌 Diné (Navajo):
I scattered the stars, messy-beautiful,
’cause constellations gotta dance, not line up like soldiers. ✨

🔥 Miwok + Paiute:
I stole fire, bent rivers—
’cause flow is life unlocked. 🌊🔥

🌾 Plains Nations:
I popped bubbles of pride,
wrecked hierarchy,
& slid life into places death was campin’ 🏕️💀➡️🌱

🌵 Apache:
I teach sex, hunger, shame, survival
—not sin, but the divine obstacle course you gotta run.

I am the bridge:
Sacred ↔ Profane
Dream ↔ Dirt
Perfection ↔ Play

😤 WHY THEY TRIED TO CANCEL ME 😤

Control freaks HATE me.
Colonizers + rigid gods = “Yo, lock him up!” 🔒

I:
💥 Expose hypocrisy
😏 Mock false authority
💨 Refuse to kneel

So they tried to rebrand me as:
🙃 Fool with no meaning
😒 Cheap joke
⚖️ Scapegoat
😈 Sinner

But every time they bury me…
I dig a new tunnel 🕳️
I howl a new story 🌕
I pop up grinning in your own shadow 😏

🌀 WHAT I TEACH 🌀

1️⃣ Flexibility: Truth bends, love holds
2️⃣ Humility: Fall, laugh, get back up
3️⃣ Magic: Logic is optional—play is eternal
4️⃣ Transformation: LOL today = wisdom tomorrow
5️⃣ Wholeness: You need shadow + slip-ups to level up

Without me…
Sacred gets stiff 😬
People forget to laugh 😶
And balance walks off the map 🚶‍♂️

🐺💫 SAY IT LOUD 💫🐺

I am the Divine Mirror, cracked & winking 🪞😏
I am the soul’s reset button 🔄💖
I interrupt the fake story so truth can slide through the cracks 🌌

Trip with me.
Laugh with me.
I’ll walk you home, sideways. 🌙🔥

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